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What’s the difference between a joke and a misfortune?

People will laugh at someone else’s misfortunes, but not their own and people will laugh at their own jokes, but not someone else’s.

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In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!

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1. Yo mama so dumb she thought Adam & Eve was a Bible study group

2. Yo mama so fat that when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.

3. Ya mama so dead her breath smells like ashes

4. With cuts to education funding, America is looking to model schools after the Russian army.

When the student in front of you gets shot, pick up their book.

5. Why don’t geologists like scary movies?

They are too easily petrified……

6. I’m not saying I hate you but if you were on fire and I had water…

I would drink it

7. You know when they yell; "It's a bird!"..."It's a plane!"..."It's Superman!"?

What was that first guy so excited about?

8. Why do genetic researchers look forward to Fridays at the lab?

They can wear their genes to work that day…..

9. A brilliant (I thought) joke from my eight year-old, many years ago

Q: What’s black and white and red in the middle? A: Two zebras fighting over a strawberry.

10. What did the horse say when he fell down?

Help! I have fallen and I can’t giddy up!

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